“ Father: my boy, when you grow up i want you to be a gentleman. son: i don't want to be a gentleman, pop. i wanna be like you. ”
- Bob Phillips- Copy
“ He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
“ Some mornings you wake up and think, gee I look handsome today. Other days I think, what am I doing in the movies? I wanna go back to Ireland and drive a forklift. ”
- Liam Neeson- Copy
“ The artist I wanna be like is Michael Jackson. I'll get the house with the roller coaster and the rides and a disco, and I'll invite all my friends and just stay at home. ”
- Lil’ Kim- Copy
“ You're better off betting on a horse than betting on a man. A horse may not be able to hold you tight, but he doesn't wanna wander from the stable at night. ”
- Betty Grable- Copy
“ If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. ”
- Michael Jackson- Copy
“ I don't wanna end up, after the boys have gone, a little off my head playing racquetball against the fireplace. ”
- Richard Dawson- Copy
“ I love long hair. A year ago I was thinking about maybe cutting it, but I don't know. I never wanna cut it now. Never. ”
- Angel Carter- Copy
“ I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.". ”
- Richard Pryor- Copy
“ When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
“ I play just straight E when I use my bar. But see if I play in A tuning, I gotta tune all over. When you're doin' a show, I ain't got time just to set there and keep on tunin' over and over. So I learned to use that bar and go in any key I wanna go in and do the slide. ”
- Muddy Waters- Copy
“ Robert called me and said, I'm gonna be working with this guy Conan O'Brien who's taking over Letterman's show. Do you wanna meet him, maybe get a job as a writer on the show? And I said yeah, I'm tired of eating baloney. I had started to apply for day jobs, which up till that point I had been able to avoid for three years, you know, waiting on tables or whatever. ”
- Andy Richter- Copy
“ It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in. Better grow some whiskers if you wanna go to Canada. I don't know how the hell I'm gonna get you into those clubs up there if you keep looking like a damn choirboy… ”
- Ronnie Hawkins- Copy
“ The first guitar player I saw putting on a show was Guitar Slim - I must've been 13 years old - he came out riding that guitar, wearing a bright red suit. I thought; 'I wanna sound like BB King, but I wanna play guitar like THAT. ”
- Buddy Guy- Copy
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