“ Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. ”
- Mae West- Copy
“ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become very happy; if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher — and that is good for any man. ”
- Socrates- Copy
“ Girls usually have a paper mache face on their wedding day. ”
- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette- Copy
“ To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
“ All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. ”
- Shelley Winters- Copy
“ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late. ”
- Max Kauffman- Copy
“ O curse of marriage that we can call these delicate creatures ours and not their appetites! ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
“ Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. ”
- Oscar Wilde- Copy
“ Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the "y" is silent. ”
- W. A. Clarke- Copy
“ If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
“ When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages, I would always lay a wager that the man, if not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on. ”
- Henry Fielding- Copy
“ For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda. ”
- Phyllis Battelle- Copy
“ In marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body. ”
- William Penn- Copy
“ What is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife When Friendship, love and peace combine To stamp the marriage bond divine? ”
- William Cowper- Copy
“ Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious — friendship and learning. ”
- Jane Harrison- Copy
“ Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
“ Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. ”
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe- Copy
“ A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage — but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends. ”
- Samuel Butler- Copy
“ After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world. ”
- Douglas William Jerrold- Copy
“ Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
“ One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you maybe fall in love again. ”
- Judith Viorst- Copy
“ I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book. ”
- Gloria Swanson- Copy
“ Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
“ In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes problems. ”
- Shelley Winters- Copy
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