Quotes of Wedlock - somelinesforyou

“ All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ”

- Raymond Hull

“ Polygamy is an endeavor to get more out of life than there is in it. ”

- Elbert Hubbard

“ In Hollywood all the marriages are happy, it's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. ”

- Shelley Winters

“ All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. ”

- Shelley Winters

“ Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony. ”

- Rita Rudner

“ All marriages are mixed marriages. ”

- Chantal Saperstein

“ All weddings are similar, but every marriage is different. ”

- John Berger

“ The three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. ”

- Unknown

“ Fair weather weddings make fair weather lives. ”

- Richard Hovey

“ Weddings remind us that our lives have meaning and that love is the strongest bond, the happiest joy, and the loveliest healing we can ever experience. ”

- Daphne Rose Kingma

“ I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to get through their days by helping each other, being good to each other. ”

- Erica Jong

“ So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better. ”

- Bible

“ Polygamy: an endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it. ”

- Elbert Hubbard

“ I never heard of anyone crashing a wedding, but the producer of the movie who developed it, he said that when he was younger, he did crash weddings. ”

- Vince Vaughn

“ The Marriage of Figaro. ”

- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

“ In the perfect wedlock, the man, I should say, is the head, but the woman the heart, with which he cannot dispense. ”

- Unknown

“ Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry. ”

- Tom Mullen

“ Men dream of courtship, but in wedlock wake. ”

- Alexander Pope

“ The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it — and sometimes three. ”

- Alexandre ‘the Younger’ Dumas

“ The horror of wedlock, the most appalling, the most loathsome of all the bonds humankind has devised for its own discomfort and degradation. ”

- Marquis de Sade

“ Though women are angels, yet wedlock's the devil. ”

- Lord Byron

“ Wedlock, indeed, hath oft compared been - to public feasts, where meet a public rout - Where they are without would fain go in, And they that are within would fain go out. ”

- John Davies

“ More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ”

- Doug Larson

“ Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle. ”

- Heinrich Heine

“ Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. ”

- Erica Jong

“ All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. ”

- Unknown

“ Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. ”

- John Lyly

“ Marriages are made in Heaven. ”

- Lord Alfred Tennyson

“ God invented concubinage, Satan marriage. ”

- Francis Picabia

“ All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. ”

- Liz Smith
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