“ My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy. ”
- Roseanne Barr- Copy
“ Well, a lot of people would say it's ridiculous to imagine the United States would either start something or stage something but - gee whiz! - Remember the Gulf of Tonkin! ”
- Art Bell- Copy
“ A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower. ”
- Kin Hubbard- Copy
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