“ My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people. ”
- Mohammed Reza Pahlavi- Copy
“ I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. ”
- Rodney Dangerfield- Copy
“ I was the angriest little person imaginable. I woke up with a frown every morning. I barely talked, wore black all the time and had some serious teenage rebellion years. ”
- Holly Marie Combs- Copy
“ Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
“ If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call. ”
- Ben Affleck- Copy
“ The worst nightmare I ever had about Vietnam was that I had to go back. I woke up in a sweat, in total terror. ”
- Oliver Stone- Copy
“ When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
“ I actually remember feeling delight, at two o'clock in the morning, when the baby woke for his feed, because I so longed to have another look at him. ”
- Margaret Drabble- Copy
“ He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. ”
- Fred A. Allen- Copy
“ I woke up one morning thinking about Turkish drummers, but it didn't last long, because I didn't know much about Turkish drummers. ”
- Bruce Cockburn- Copy
“ so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaustion, and had to go straight back to sleep again. ”
- Joseph Heller- Copy
“ Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
“ From reincarnated sources and through prenatal causes I was born with unquenchable hope and unfaltering faith in God and guardian spirits. I often wept myself to sleep after a day of disappointments and worries but woke in the morning singing aloud with the joy of life… ”
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox- Copy
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