Quotes of Xerox - somelinesforyou

“ Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher. ”

- Marshall McLuhan

“ I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. ”

- Steven Wright

“ I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. ”

- Steven Wright

“ Once the Xerox copier was invented, diplomacy died. ”

- Andrew Young

“ The inventor of the Xerox machine will, I am sure, find a special place reserved for him on one of the inner circles of Dante's Inferno. ”

- Nicholas Goodison
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