Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

- Sanober Khan

“ Your best creative assets do not occur unless you do a mental shift. You have to be in a positive frame of mind because inspiration is fleeting. I walk to work for inspiration and to clear my mind. ”

- Ron Ben Israel

“ Now, I return to this young fellow. And the communication I have got to make is, that he has great expectations. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ When love is pursued, fear is surrendered, and you gain the freedom to worship in spirit and in truth. ”

- Deborah Brodie

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ I’ll hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. ”

- Unknown

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ Nothing is over for good! You either take with you memories, love, lesson or an experience. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ It is now how good you are, it’s how good you want to be. ”

- Unknown

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ If you are too busy to pray, you are busier than God wants you to be. ”

- Wanda E. Brunstetter

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy

“ Your dream is a reality that is waiting for you to materialize. Today is a new day! Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Learn from your past so that it can empower your present and propel you to greatness ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Writing is the knitting of the soul ”

- Khaled Talib

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ I miss everything about you Can’t believe that I still want you And after all the things we’ve been through. ”

- Colbie Caillat