Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options. ”

- Bill Hicks

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. ”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t get very far until you change it. ”

- Unknown

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Freedom comes from a sense of empowerment. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban

“ I hope she'll be a fool that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool. ”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

“ The road to success is always under construction. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ What if it becomes less about how we look and more about how much we care? What if it becomes less about how much money we earn and more about how much we share our good fortune? Imagine a world where who we are in our hearts is the ultimate status symbol. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ Often, we fabricate the people we love to make loving them more palatable; the fictionalized version of them reduces the awareness of truth. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha