Quotes of Jack Handy

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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

- Jack Handy

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“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ Growing up in wartorn country like South Sudan wasn't hard and unbearable, but I'm always thankful for the experiences I encountered; cos with them I had realized my full potential to walked in seek of change and make impact on lives of others. ”

- Luka J. Riek

“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Could you exist just for the art of existence? ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Life is an abstract art, and it’s up to you to make sense of it. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid

“ I would die for you. But I won't live for you. ”

- Stephen Chbosky

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ The way you handle fear determines the results you have in life. If you are equipped with knowledge, you can overcome fear ”

- H. J. Chammas

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach