Quotes of Alfred E. Neuman

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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

- Alfred E. Neuman

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“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. ”

- H. L. Mencken

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Love alone could waken love. ”

- Pearl S. Buck

“ Those who ignore the rise of evil and depravity in a democracy, grant tacit license of acceptance and draw harm upon the vulnerable. When someone has altered our course without consent, we must engage to restore our path. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid. ”

- Josephine Angelini

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. ”

- Andre Gide

“ Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have. ”

- Franz Kafka

“ I find it odd the greed of mankind. People only like you for as long as they perceive they can get what they want from you. Or for as long as they perceive you are who they want you to be. But I like people for all of their changing surprises, the thoughts in their heads, the warmth that changes to cold and the cold that changes to warmth... for being human. The rawness of being human delights me. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Betrayal, Selfishness, Sly and many more! A kid is far away from understanding abstract nouns except one Love. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ Reading is life, Reading is knowledge, Reading Is Everything. ”

- Ezra Heft

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ As a woman, you are always empowering others and helping people out of their situations. The time has come, and the time is now, for you to take charge of your own journey. It doesn’t matter how young or how old you are. It is time for you to freefall into giving yourself a chance at love, and the first person you should fall in love with is yourself. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? ”

- Russell Hoban