Quotes of Johnny Carson

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

- Johnny Carson

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“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Tough times never last. Tough people do ”

- Robert Schuller

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Every second that passes is another grain of sand in your hourglass that is gone, forever lost in time. ”

- Nyki Mack

“ Some symbols reach to your primordial archives. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ I’ll hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms. ”

- Unknown

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip

“ I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. ”

- Charlotte Bronte

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it's safe inside your mouth. ”

- Jodi Picoult

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ”

- Mark Twain

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people. ”

- Jhumpa Lahiri

“ Remember, if you don’t do anything – if you don’t change the way your mind works and direct your subconscious mind to create the life you want – then everything stays the same, nothing changes. ”

- Steve Backley

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi