Quotes of Garrison Keillor

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The funniest line in English is ''Get it?'' When you say that, everyone chortles.

- Garrison Keillor

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“ Repentance is not at an end, Instead it’s the beginning of how it ends. ”

- Yeth Bisto

“ Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. ”

- Napoleon Hill

“ My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Numbers by popular consensus don’t make a wrong thing right, and if you are misunderstood for being right, don’t be afraid because they are not yet in the right time zone. ”

- Erwin D. Maramat

“ For men, I think, love is a thing formed of equal parts lust and astonishment. The astonishment part women understand. The lust part they only think they understand. ”

- Stephen King

“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ It is easier to believe a lie than to claim parts of you that have been scattered and buried. Your willingness to search for what's been lost merely points to how immensely powerful you are. ”

- Kirstyn Lazur

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Love cannot be hidden. It even shines in the darkest places." ~ Carla Olson Gade, The Shadow Catcher's Daughter ”

- Carla Olson Gade

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter. ”

- Melissa Marr

“ Your past, including your failures, simply offers feedback that makes you wiser and stronger than before. ”

- Brittany Burgunder

“ Fear lies. Save love. ”

- Arif Naseem

“ As a woman, you are always empowering others and helping people out of their situations. The time has come, and the time is now, for you to take charge of your own journey. It doesn’t matter how young or how old you are. It is time for you to freefall into giving yourself a chance at love, and the first person you should fall in love with is yourself. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ and then I look deep into your eyes and we melt into each other and enjoy that melting, like those things that belong together... (fragment from Passion beneath, chapter Passion) ”

- Claudia Pavel