Quotes of Mitch Hedberg

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It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky.

- Mitch Hedberg

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“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do. ”

- Richelle Mead

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”

- Ellen DeGeneres

“ Love overcomes bitterness, overpowers sorrow, overwhelms anger, and overthrows hatred. Medicine heals the body, faith heals the heart, wisdom heals the mind, and love heals the soul. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ It’s time to care; it’s time to take responsibility; it’s time to lead; it’s time for a change; it’s time to be true to our greatest self; it’s time to stop blaming others. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you. ”

- Walt Whitman

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Motorbike Poem by Malay Roy Choudhury I am on motorbike yezdi yamaha when flanked by horizon gallop backwards through sand blizzard tinsel clouds explode at my feet without helmet and speedsplit air at eighty in midsummer simoon each soundcart recedes onrushing lorries flee in a flash No time to brood but Yes accident expected anytime may even turn into a junkheap in a droughtnursed field. Translation of Bengali original 'Motor Cycle ”

- Malay Roychoudhury

“ Do not yearn to be popular; be exquisite. Do not desire to be famous; be loved. Do not take pride in being expected; be palpable, unmistakable. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Numbers by popular consensus don’t make a wrong thing right, and if you are misunderstood for being right, don’t be afraid because they are not yet in the right time zone. ”

- Erwin D. Maramat

“ A heart, once stolen, can never be taken back. ”

- Marissa Meyer

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Your dream is a reality that is waiting for you to materialize. Today is a new day! Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Learn from your past so that it can empower your present and propel you to greatness ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ It is that we are never so defenseless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love. ”

- Sigmund Freud

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge