Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ I know in my heart that man is good, that what is right will always eventually triumph, and there is purpose and worth to each and every life. ”

- Ronald Reagan

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ”

- Phyllis Bottome

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. ”

- Mary Roberts Rinehart

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ And during, I realized that the labels didn’t matter, because when two people feel that sort of pull toward each other, it just works, and the only label that mattered was that I was in love. Totally, fully, ecstatically. ”

- Bill Konigsberg

“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Most people never truly live because they never do what they truly love. ”

- Tanner Walling

“ In the waltz of the leaves in the air In the features of the playful clouds In the nostalgia carried by the wind In Paris alone, I save your love (fragment from Your presence “partout”, chapter Hope) ”

- Claudia Pavel

“ Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes. ”

- Paulo Coelho

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Stay strong, stay positive, and never give up. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Don't worry when people only bring up your past. It's only because your present and future looks brighter and better than theirs ”

- Kimberking

“ Drunk and alone and hopelessly in love with the idea that someday somehow it might just get better. ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ The only time a man can do the right thing is right now. ”

- John Verdon

“ Every risk bears with it the seeds of an opportunity: failure success, fall rise, and setback comeback. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ And these aches in my heart create poetry! ”

- Avijeet Das