Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. That's me. But to my wife.

- Jackie Mason

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“ Close your eyes, take your time and listen. ”

- Maxime Lagacé

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. ”

- Rita Mae Brown

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. ”

- Winston Churchill

“ I constantly challenge my athletes with workouts that take them to the upper edge of their ability. Like Brett's, my philosophy is that your biggest competitor is yourself. I will never ask the impossible. But I will come close. Those who answer with courage and selfbelief instead of fear and doubt are the ones who realize their dreams. ”

- Siri Lindley

“ You have to be the bravest person in the world to go out every day, being yourself when no one likes who you are. ”

- Matthew

“ Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young. ”

- Mark Twain

“ Your memory feels like home to me. So whenever my mind wanders, it always finds it’s way back to you. ”

- Ranata Suzuki

“ To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Nothing is over for good! You either take with you memories, love, lesson or an experience. ”

- Somya Kedia

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ To touch the soul of another human being is to walk on holy ground. ”

- Stephen Covey

“ Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ The one that’s different often has the odds stacked against them but usually ends up with the biggest rewards so it’s always worth it. ”

- TorronLee Dewar

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. ”

- Wayne Dyer