Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Don't be pushed by your problems;be led by your dreams. Believe in you. ”

- Vasso Charalambous

“ There is a distinct, awful pain that comes with loving someone more than they love you. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ Tragedy and adversary are the stones we sharpen our swords against so we can fight new battles. ”

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann

“ After your first failure, the occurrence of a second failure closely depends on what you have learned from your past mistakes and whether or not you have drawn some valuable lessons. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. ”

- Anais Nin

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. ”

- Tallulah Bankhead

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ True Love is not something that will ever happen in an instant....because the summary of our lives is not in an instant. Love at First sight is just infatuation. True Love.....is like a fine wine. It has layers upon layers of depth and flavor, all of which gets better if it is aged and cared for correctly. True Love is the gradual deep understanding of your Spouse, and a spiritual empathy towards them. As they get older, and change, you eagerly continue to turn pages of your lives together, studying and empathizing with a person that you do not need to be defensive or suspicious of. ”

- sangeeta mann

“ In the deepest hour of the night, confess to yourself that you would die if you were forbidden to write. And look deep into your heart where it spreads its roots, the answer, and ask yourself, must I write? ”

- Rainer Maria Rilke

“ If you can dream it, you can do it. Always remember that this whole thing was started with a dream and a mouse. ”

- Walt Disney

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ Never run from the truth. It is always there; it never changes – save your energy. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

- Tatjana Ostojic

“ And out of Tristan's heart there grew a hazel tree, and out of Iseult's a honeysuckle, and they arched together and clung and intertwined so that they could never be separated anymore. ”

- Rosemary Sutcliff

“ Anything I ever did for a person was out of love, nobody can ever finesse me. ”

- Genereux Philip