Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ It's all a conundrum, isn't it— forgetting the mixed tape in the car... feeling forgotten when... so many people are thinking of us? Drinking when we should be eating... sleeping when we should be making love... thanking God above when we don't have enough? Each day is a mad rush to something irrelevant. We measure our pricelessness by our successes, which... still equals money. Life goes by so quick when each day is a mad rush to slow motion. We eat fast food so that we can go to bed on time, but, trust me, everyone wakes up too late. ”

- Heather Angelika Dooley

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody will respect you. ”

- Plato

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ A dream comes true through repeated actions. ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ If you want a future that makes you happy, if you want a world that you’re excited about, get your ass out there and earn it. ”

- Tom Bilyeu

“ My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ You know her well. People are harder to sum up when you know them well. ”

- Veronica Roth

“ When love comes like that, all you can do is surrender, to lay down your arms and submit to the will of those who would love you. For in denying it, you face only regret. ”

- Michael Kilman

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ The purpose of life is not to be happy—but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. ”

- Leo Rosten

“ The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a person’s life. ”

- William Wordsworth

“ How can I put the Auras back in the chest?” I asked, terror boiling inside my stomach. “You can’t. Not if those that were or will be struck by them won’t be eager to express their feelings and let you help them. You do not change people, dearie. It’s the people that change themselves. You’re the Guardian, but they’re the bearers,” the Oracle whispered. “I’m no Guardian. I’m doomed!” I said and I knew that this was true. ”

- Victoria Moschou

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. ”

- Unknown

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ You are attracted to the love you didn't receive as a child ”

- Jodi Ann Quarrie

“ But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love; And to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving; To rest at noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; To return home at eventide with gratitude; And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise on your lips. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ The purpose of literature is to turn blood into ink. ”

- T.S. Eliot