Quotes of Phyllis Diller

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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

- Phyllis Diller

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“ We werent exactly lovers yet, But we were a little more then friends. We just kept meeting at the wrong time, but our connection never ends. ”

- Nikki Rowe

“ Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you’re made of. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ Eleanor was right. She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something. ”

- Rainbow Rowell

“ Love is the beauty of the soul. ”

- Augustine of Hippo

“ Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole staircase. ”

- Martin Luther King

“ If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit. ”

- Banksy

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ Ladies, it’s harvest time!!! Take care of your crops, water them and weed them out. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ The only shortcut I have found to life is to sharpen my teeth on the bones of the wise. ”

- Vic Stah Milien

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ It is our wounds that create in us a desire to reach for miracles. The fulfillment of such miracles depends on whether we let our wounds pull us down or lift us up towards our dreams. ”

- Jocelyn Soriano

“ To the wellorganized mind, death is but the next great adventure. ”

- J.K. Rowling

“ If you love me as you say you do,' she whispered, 'make it so that I am at peace. ”

- Leo Tolstoy

“ The more one judges, the less one loves. ”

- Honore de Balzac

“ Gratitude is not love. Don’t mix the two because they are not the same. ”

- Frank Matobo

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ The path is paved with consistent, conscious mental and spiritual alertness and the gradual growth of goodness in our heart and clarity in our mind. We are awake. If we keep trying to understand, we will understand. If we keep telling ourselves that we are loved by Life and if we keep looking for evidence of that love, we will find it. ”

- Donna Goddard

“ Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. ”

- Lady Gaga

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Our own selfesteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda