Quotes of Jerry Seinfeld

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ It takes courage to be honest and to work, while others play, cheat, sponge like parasites or are idle. There is value in the work that you choose to do, and you are an innately valuable person. ”

- Zita Steele

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ Dream so big you get uncomfortable telling smallminded people. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. ”

- Earl Nightingale

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ We accept some black people, receive some white people, embrace some Asian people, and welcome some mixed people, but God commands us to love all people. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Love isn't a feeling or emotion that changes timely, it's everlasting... ”

- Gandhi

“ There's a very positive relationship between people's ability to accomplish any task and the time they're willing to spend on it. ”

- Joyce Brothers

“ Warm someone's cheek Whisper Caress Kiss for 10 seconds, or more, or for the rest of your life Be there Love Long Belong Be loyal Be love Be with someone always Belong to yourself ”

- David C. Sarnacki

“ If you care about someone enough, you’ll always be there for them no matter what. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. ”

- Émile Zola

“ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times always with the same person. ”

- Mignon McLaughlin

“ Life is a sheet of blank papers and pen: “We write our life like one made in heaven.” Sadly though, some don’t have the pen with them: “It’s others doing the writing for them. ”

- Rodolfo Martin Vitangcol

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Live a life of substance. The rest are mere fantasies. ”

- Pragnya Sahoo

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman