Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

- Jackie Mason

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“ Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. ”

- Earl Nightingale

“ Rise as a human being live as a legend work as a Messiah and you shall see the bright glorious change all around you. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. ”

- Anonymous

“ The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. ”

- Tom Robbins

“ I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. ”

- Abraham Lincoln

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

- Gayle Forman

“ If you love something so much let it go. If it comes back it was meant to be; if it doesn't it never was ”

- Albert Schweitzer

“ Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast. ”

- Steve Pavlina

“ Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new. ”

- Og Mandino

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires: To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To know the pain of too much tenderness. To be wounded by your own understanding of love; And to bleed willingly and joyfully. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving; To rest at noon hour and meditate love's ecstasy; To return home at eventide with gratitude; And then to sleep with a prayer for the beloved in your heart and a song of praise on your lips. ”

- Kahlil Gibran

“ The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream and how you handle disappointment along the way. ”

- Robert Kiyosaki

“ If you have kindness in your heart, you offer acts of kindness to touch the hearts of others wherever you go—whether they are random or planned. Kindness becomes a way of life. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ Is there any positive energy like enthusiasm? ”

- Lailah Gifty Akita

“ He made me feel the infinite number of feelings, In which I lost myself. ”

- Luffina Lourduraj

“ Choose being kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time. ”

- Richard Carlson

“ To be human is to be broken and broken is its own kind of beautiful. ”

- robert m drake

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ What you meet in another being is the projection of your own level of evolution. ”

- Ram Dass

“ An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. ”

- William Bernbach

“ Your heart is a powerful force. Use it consciously. ”

- Amy Leigh Mercree

“ The only time we can effect an action is now. So learn from the past, have a vision for your future but act NOW. Today will soon be your past so don’t miss your present. ? ”

- Andrea McGibbon