Quotes of Groucho Marx

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I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt.

- Groucho Marx

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“ Sitting too long produces trees. ”

- Lorin MorganRichards

“ So don't you worry your pretty little mind because people throw rocks at things that shine. [Ours] ”

- Taylor Swift

“ If you grow it, they will cum. ”

- THIGHBRUSH

“ Nothing that is perfect can be taught ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ Woman is a delicate creature with strong emotions who has been created by the Almighty God to shoulder responsibility for educating society and moving toward perfection. God created woman as symbol of His own beauty and to give solace to her partner and her family. ”

- Ali Ibn Abi Talib A.S

“ Sometimes we may feel disheartened and demoralized but we must keep faith in ourselves. We may be going through a lot of ups and downs in our life. But we must realise that growth begins from chaos! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. ”

- Mahatma Gandhi

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ Being positive in life it does not mean everything is going the way you want it, but it also means that when things don’t go right or your way. Then you believe ,hope and pray that they will be right and go your way. Not only that but you are making plans, decisions ,effort and action in making sure they turn right and your way. ”

- De philosopher DJ Kyos

“ This new day is too dear, with its hopes and invitations, to waste a moment on the yesterdays. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ The art of existence is to find a sensation of spiritual expansion that makes you larger than existence itself. ”

- Talismanist Giebra

“ Your dream is a reality that is waiting for you to materialize. Today is a new day! Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Learn from your past so that it can empower your present and propel you to greatness ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ When you know my love, my love will warm you. ”

- Ruby Dee

“ True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ”

- Erich Segal

“ This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. ”

- Dalai Lama

“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ God's plans for you are always good and purposeful. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ FORGET SWAG, I'VE GOT SHAKARA', ”

- Genereux Philip

“ The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result of steady accretion. ”

- Alexander Graham Bell

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ The evolutionary algorithm of all life on earth is written in this universal language we call love. ”

- Wald Wassermann