Quotes of Lenny Bruce

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.

- Lenny Bruce

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“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ We always see our worst selves. Our most vulnerable selves. We need someone else to get close enough to tell us we’re wrong. Someone we trust. ”

- David Levithan

“ A blooming relationship even if it’s someone else’s, makes me so happy and reinstates my faith in love... ”

- Nitya Prakash

“ A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life. ”

- Stephen Richards

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ The beautiful thing about love is that you just need to plant it once and nurture it and it shall bloom into blossoms that would cover the valleys. ”

- Hermann J. Steinherr

“ To being far away from everything and everyone Stefanie Sybens, Letters from the WhatWentBefore ”

- Stefanie Sybens

“ We will either find a way, or make one. ”

- Hannibal

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ So many reasons to hate and still I choose to love anyway... ”

- Samiha Totanji

“ A good idea always attracts other good ideas. ”

- Patrick Ness

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ”

- John Atkinson

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ In love, trust is a tonic and suspicion is a poison. ”

- Abhijit Naskar

“ If you suddenly stumble upon the right door, you will not be able to recognize that it is right. ”

- Osho

“ Remember when your heart is empty, don’t fill it with lies and deception. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ”

- Robert Frost

“ There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them. ”

- Trevor Carss

“ All things are difficult before they are easy. ”

- Thomas Fuller