Quotes of Jack Handey

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

- Jack Handey

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“ A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. ”

- Anthony Robbins

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ We need hearts with restored empathy And homes with restored hope ”

- Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

“ I thought it (love) meant like you hold out your hand and someone takes it, holds it hard, and pulls you safe from the river. You talk. You tell him bits of yourself. You say here's where I hurt and you give it to him and he holds it and gives you where he hurts in return and you hold it and that's how you learn to love. ”

- Elizabeth George

“ Because, if you could love someone, and keep loving them, without being loved back . . . then that love had to be real. It hurt too much to be anything else. ”

- Sarah Cross

“ Whether you know or not, you are the infinite potential of love, peace and joy ”

- Amit Ray

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Everyone's time is limited. What matters most is to focus on what matters most. ”

- Roy Bennett

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ Love is beautiful as written in The Greatest Proposal Book ”

- Khuliso Mamathoni

“ Let me take you from Miss to Mrs ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ Morning is when the wick is lit. A flame ignited, the day delighted with heat and light, we start the fight for something more than before. ”

- Jeb Dickerson

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ It takes guts and humility to admit mistakes. Admitting we're wrong is courage, not weakness. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Anything under God's control is never out of control. ”

- Charles Swindoll

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ As powerful as your genetic combination is in determining the outcome of your life, your decisions are more powerful. You will ultimately look like your decisions. ”

- Kingsley Opuwari Manuel

“ You are everything I never knew I always wanted. ”

- Fools Rush In

“ Never worry a bit in Life. Always be full of merriment. ”

- sharda sriram

“ My love for you does not recognize boundaries, distances, borders, or timezones! ”

- Avijeet Das

“ There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. ”

- Audrey Hepburn

“ God does not ask about our ability, but our availability. ”

- Unknown