Quotes of Dave Barry

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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

- Dave Barry

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“ Love yourself, whatever makes you different, and use it to make you stand out. Mine is my voice and the fact that I’m gay: well, the fact that I’m flamboyantly gay. ”

- Ross Mathews

“ The superior man thinks only of virtue; the common man thinks only of comfort. ”

- Confucius

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

- Corey Taylor

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment ”

- Norman Vincent Peale

“ The price of your birthday outfits should go costlier with respect to the ages you lived. ”

- Anwesha Mohanty ‘Anny’

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ One chooses who they decide to love but never determines who will love them back. The woman’s first two considerations are respect and financial security which centers on the core of personality traits; a man reveres persona of physical and sexuality; these two impostors have little relevance of character. ”

- RJ Intindola

“ Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. ”

- Michel de Montaigne

“ Give the ones you love wings to fly, roots to come back and reasons to stay. ”

- Dalai Lama XIV

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ If you sow kindness, you will reap love. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions. ”

- Woody Allen

“ Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love. ”

- Billy Graham

“ I was so blessed. The first person I gave my heart to was an angel who plucked the feathers off his wings and built a nest for it. ”

- Kamand Kojouri

“ To love oneself is the beginning of a life long romance. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ A heart filled with anger has no room for love. ”

- Joan Lunden

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ Don't be afraid of the shadows, that only means there's a light nearby. ”

- Evanescence

“ Love brings to light a lover's noble and hidden qualitieshis rare and exceptional traits: it is thus liable to be deceptive of his normal qualities. ”

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie