Quotes of Jackie Mason

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

- Jackie Mason

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“ Life is a series of pulls back and forth... A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. Most of us live somewhere in the middle. A wrestling match...Which side win? Love wins. Love always wins ”

- Mitch Albom

“ There is nothing higher than love, and nothing lower than ignorance. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ A life lived in love will never be dull. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Spend the afternoon, you can't take it with you. ”

- Annie Dillard

“ That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do, not that the nature of the thing has changed but that our power to do has increased. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Tuhan kan nggak mungkin langsung sedekah ke orangorang, ya kalianlah sedekah duit kalau punya duit, sedekah ilmu, sedekah senyum. Masa sih kalau sudah gitu Tuhan gak bales cintamu? Tapi gak mungkin dia belaibelai langsung rambutmu, sentuh bibirmu. Maka Tuhan ciptakan “wakil”nya, yaitu pacarmu. Maka doalah, “Tuhan, semoga pacarku ini betulbetul orang yang kau pilihkan untukku. ”

- Sujiwo Tejo

“ Looks like to me we all begin and end in the same place. Perhaps we could love each other a little bit more along the way. ”

- Clyde Lee Dennis

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ To pay gratitude, sign of generosity. ”

- Shekhar Srivastava

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius

“ Do it big, do it right, and do it with style. ”

- Fried Astaire

“ I will love you even when I am dust on the wind. ”

- Nalini Singh

“ I marinate my life in gratitude, creativity and love. What about you? ”

- Francis Shenstone

“ Do you ever put your arms out and just spin and spin and spin? Well, that’s what love is like. Everything inside of you tells you to stop before you fall, but you just keep going. ”

- Practical Magic

“ No,' Nora said, almost in a whisper. 'It's because ' she looked carefully for the words 'you didn't stare at me. I saw you blush, and you immediately lowered your eyes. And I should have been embarrassed, ashamed... but I, I just felt safe, and I stood there unafraid.' She closed her eyes, taking in all the feelings of gratitude she had for that moment. 'That's when I knew I could trust you in a way that I didn't know was possible. ”

- Hani Selim

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. ”

- Kyle Chandler

“ Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. ”

- Unknown

“ Even when I'm dead, I'll swim through the Earth, like a mermaid of the soil, just to be next to your bones. ”

- Jeffrey McDaniel

“ I do love nothing in the world so well as you is not that strange? ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring. ”

- Oscar Wilde

“ Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option. ”

- Maya Angelou

“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

- Life

“ There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”

- Banksy