Quotes of W.C. Fields

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My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

- W.C. Fields

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“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

- Suzanne Collins

“ Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results. ”

- Ernest Shackleton

“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ We are mathematical equations where your life is the sum of all choices you've made until now. The good news is you can change the equation so that you start making a difference in your life. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of. ”

- Markus Zusak

“ Sometimes the hardest one to see . . .is the one standing right before you. ”

- Lenora Porch

“ Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ”

- Pablo Picasso

“ It takes writing a billion bad words before you get to the good ones. ”

- Ray Bradbury

“ Stop hating yourself for everything you aren’t and start loving yourself for everything you already are. ”

- Unknown

“ Tell me then, does love make one a fool or do only fools fall in love? ”

- Orhan Pamuk

“ One rarely falls in love without being as much attracted to what is interestingly wrong with someone as what is objectively healthy. ”

- Alain de Botton

“ As powerful as your genetic combination is in determining the outcome of your life, your decisions are more powerful. You will ultimately look like your decisions. ”

- Kingsley Opuwari Manuel

“ No matter what you do in life, make sure your juniors are learning something good from you. ”

- Parul Prashar

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ The sun shall always rise upon a new day and there shall always be a rose garden within me. Yes, there is a part of me that is broken, but my broken soil gives way to my wild roses. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ The purpose of life is to love, the purpose of love is to live. ”

- Matshona Dhliwayo

“ Being love rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing that provides stability. ”

- Ram Dass

“ Do I care about pleasure? Yes. But I don't believe in happiness. ”

- Tatiana Vedenska

“ I never want to change so much that people can't recognize me. ”

- Taylor Swift

“ I can only think about the past, but I can always design the future. ”

- Davin Ferrigon

“ How do I say “I miss you” in a way that will make your heart ache as mine does? ”

- Unknown

“ Friendship not defined by words Friendship only defined by action ”

- Arshdeep Singh Samrala

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin