Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ the saddest thing is to be a minute to someone, when you've made them your eternity. ”

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“ Live your life, no matter what that life is. ”

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“ Education must not simply teach work – it must teach Life. ”

- W. E. B. Du Bois

“ Fake it 'till you make it. ”

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“ Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. ”

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“ Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that’s the one that is going to help you grow. ”

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- Siri Lindley

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- William Shakespeare

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“ I just...I just miss him. And I hate being so alone. ”

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“ Sometimes, change is what we need to retain our sanity. ”

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“ A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring. ”

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“ ?Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ”

- Voltaire

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

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“ Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”

- Voltaire

“ Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. ”

- Leo Buscaglia

“ Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love. ”

- Mother Teresa

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“ Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. ”

- Charles Dickens

“ Denna is a wild thing," I explained. "Like a hind or a summer storm. If a storm blows down your house, or breaks a tree, you don't say the storm was mean. It was cruel. It acted according to its nature and something unfortunately was hurt. The same is true of Denna. ”

- Patrick Rothfuss

“ The love we say we feel for another is, in most cases, just a selfish hunt for our own happiness. ”

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“ Sometimes you never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them liking someone else. ”

- Unknown

“ Glorious indeed is the world of God around us, but more glorious the world of God within us. ”

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow