Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield

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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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“ Confusion, obsession, and potential love walk handinhand. ”

- Ashli and Trisha Edwards

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ I don't dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; I'm dreaming for living. ”

- Steven Spielberg

“ If music be the food of love, play on. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. ”

- Albert Einstein

“ We love those who admire us, but not those whom we admire. ”

- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ You are like nobody since I love you. ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. ”

- Chuck Klosterman

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Do your duty and a little more and the future will take care of itself. ”

- Andrew Carnegie

“ I spend most nights at home falling in love with the idea of you. ”

- Michael Faudet

“ Everything is easier said than done. Wanting something is easy. Saying something is easy. The challenge and the reward are in the doing. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ We cannot face up to what lies ahead, without facing up to what lies within. ”

- Eleesha

“ You don't need a million dollars in the bank. You just have to have passion, hustle and drive ”

- Daymond John

“ The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that she is the reason ”

- Ismaaciil C. Ubax

“ Bagiku ada sesuatu yang paling berharga dan hakiki dalam kehidupan: 'dapat mencintai, dapat iba hati, dapat merasai kedukaan'. Tanpa itu semua maka kita tidak lebih dari benda. Berbahagialah orang yang masih mempunyai rasa cinta, yang belum sampai kehilangan benda yang paling bernilai itu. Kalau kita telah kehilangan itu maka absurdlah hidup kita. ”

- Soe Hok Gie

“ Some people are not capable of loving you the way you need to be loved It might be wise to just wish them well and take care of yourself. ”

- Charles E Hudson

“ Just because you fall once, doesn't mean you're fall at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always trust yourself, because if you don't then who will?? ”

- Marilyn Monroe

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Leaders in OVER their heads is the mere result of getting ahead of their intended SEASON. ”

- John Paul Warren

“ We should have more reasons to smile than to cry. You will be surprised, even the saddest things could result in something to smile about. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. ”

- Confucius