Quotes of Evan Esar

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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

- Evan Esar

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“ Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something. ”

- E. L. Simpson

“ Mistakes are not bad; excuses are. ”

- Udai Yadla

“ The New England conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't-it just keeps you from enjoying it. ”

- Cleveland Amory

“ Time is persistent, and we need to make the best of it. ”

- Charlena E. Jackson

“ Life is a sheet of blank papers and pen: “We write our life like one made in heaven.” Sadly though, some don’t have the pen with them: “It’s others doing the writing for them. ”

- Rodolfo Martin Vitangcol

“ At one time or another we are all called to leave the safety of our homes, the certainty of what we know, the illusions of who we are. Not everyone will heed this call, of course. And those who do will risk losing themselves completely. But if we choose to ignore the invitation, we risk never knowing who we might have become. We risk dying without knowing what it is to live. ”

- Thomas Lloyd Qualls

“ Drag your thoughts away from your troubles… by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ”

- Mark Twain

“ The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why ”

- Mark Twain

“ Relationships are like Rome difficult to start out, incredible during the prosperity of the 'golden age', and unbearable during the fall. Then, a new kingdom will come along and the whole process will repeat itself until you come across a kingdom like Egypt... that thrives, and continues to flourish. This kingdom will become your best friend, your soul mate, and your love. ”

- Helen Keller

“ And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about. ”

- Haruki Murakami

“ I believe in love the verb, not the noun. ”

- Greg Behrendt

“ Where you go, I shall go; where you die, I shall die, and there will I be buried. ”

- Rosamund Hodge

“ How many slams in an old screen door? Depends how loud you shut it. How many slices in a bread? Depends how thin you cut it. How much good inside a day? Depends how good you live 'em. How much love inside a friend? Depends how much you give 'em. ”

- Shel Silverstein

“ Well, now If little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you Little by little If suddenly you forget me Do not look for me For I shall already have forgotten you If you think it long and mad the wind of banners that passes through my life And you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots Remember That on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms And my roots will set off to seek another land ”

- Pablo Neruda

“ There are no trips to your past that are free ”

- Michalopoulos Angelos

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Love shapes who you are in many ways. Its presence or absence in our youth impacts our adulthood, which impacts our future generations; the cycle has to be restarted somewhere. ”

- Hani Selim

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ Love all, trust a few. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Sometimes, as we're stumbling along in the dark, we hit something good. ”

- Susan Ee

“ When you become the image of your own imagination, it's the most powerful thing you could ever do. ”

- RuPaul

“ In meetings philosophy might work, on the field practicality works. ”

- Amit Kalantri

“ If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. ”

- Jim Rohn