Quotes of Garry Shandling

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I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

- Garry Shandling

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“ If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. ”

- John Lennon

“ Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ”

- Henry David Thoreau

“ I don't think you can define love. ”

- Harry Styles

“ I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar. ”

- Demetri Martin

“ Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ”

- Benjamin Franklin

“ We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ”

- Mother Teresa

“ There’s only so many variations on the basics of human relationships. To me, it’s all about the detail and how you tell the story. How you say, ‘I love you.’ ”

- K. Flay

“ The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. ”

- Karl Lagerfeld

“ At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”

- Plato

“ The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm. ”

- Malcolm Forbes

“ Do not let your negative thoughts have power over you because those thoughts will end up controlling your life. No one can live a positive life with a negative mind. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ Every day is your entire life. ”

- Mike Stagnitta

“ Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. ”

- Niccolo Machiavelli

“ In case you never get a second chance: don't be afraid!" "And what if you do get a second chance?" "You take it! ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ Before, I wanted to say: "I found love!" But now, I want to say: "I found a person. And he belongs to me and I belong to him. ”

- C. JoyBell C.

“ If you listen more, you will judge less; and when you judge less, you will appreciate differences; and you will be more happy. ”

- JOHN TASKINSOY

“ A lot goes into everything but sometimes you have to sacrifice everything in order to achieve a lot. ”

- Kayambila Mpulamasaka

“ I can't make someone stay, but I can make me stay with someone. A successful relationship needs a constant decision to remain committed. ”

- Jeffrey Alcuizar Igot

“ Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove. O no, it is an everfixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken." (Sonnet 116) ”

- William Shakespeare

“ You left the same way you: with 6 duffle bags and your heart intact. ”

- Gandhi

“ Mysteries of attraction could not always be explained through logic. Sometimes the fractures in two separate souls became the very hinges that held them together. ”

- Lisa Kleypas

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving. ”

- Fulton J. Sheen