Quotes of Bill Maher

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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

- Bill Maher

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“ True love is not so much a matter of romance as it is a matter of anxious concern for the wellbeing of one's companion. ”

- Gordon B. Hinckley

“ We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again. ”

- Rick Riordan

“ As powerful as your genetic combination is in determining the outcome of your life, your decisions are more powerful. You will ultimately look like your decisions. ”

- Kingsley Opuwari Manuel

“ With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun. ”

- Unknown

“ Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me. ”

- Jenny Han

“ Life is never made unbearable by circumstances, but only by lack of meaning and purpose. ”

- Victor Frankl

“ To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. ”

- William M. Thackery

“ Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. ”

- St. Augustine

“ I love words.  I crave descriptions that overwhelm my imagination with vivid detail.  I dwell on phrases that make my heart thrum.  I cherish expressions that pierce my emotions and force the tears to spill over.   In essence, I long for a writer's soul sealed in ink on the page. ”

- Richelle E. Goodrich

“ Love comforteth like sunshine after rain. ”

- William Shakespeare

“ Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. ”

- Roy T. Bennett

“ I felt overwhelmed. I didn’t expect a first kiss to be so…life altering. In a few brief moments, the rule book of my universe had been rewritten. Suddenly I was a brand new person. I was as fragile as a newborn, but instead of the doctor placing me in my mother’s arms, he’d put me in Ren’s. What would Ren do with me? Would he draw me near, soothe me, and teach me about this new world or would he reject me and tell the doctor there must be some mistake. There was no way to know. What a breakable and delicate thing a heart was, no wonder I’d kept mine locked away. ”

- Colleen Houck

“ Love is a panacea for a wound that never stops weeping. ”

- Kilroy J. Oldster

“ Sometimes what seems so right turns out wrong and what seems so wrong turns out right. What do I call this phenomenon? Life. ”

- Charles F. Glassman

“ Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow. ”

- J. M. Barrie

“ Your love needs no explanation, and their sin does not deserve your revenge. ”

- Praharsh Prasoon

“ When your only competition is becoming a better you, you will always win the game. ”

- Jackie Griffin

“ I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live. (Psalms 116:12 NIV) ”

- Anonymous

“ Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. ”

- e.e. cummings

“ Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night. ”

- A. J. McLean

“ Don't let him take who you are. Make him fear who you'll become. ”

- Mary Weber

“ I will be generous with my love today. I will sprinkle compliments and uplifting words everywhere I go. I will do this knowing that my words are like seeds and when they fall on fertile soil, a reflection of those seeds will grow into something greater. ”

- Steve Maraboli

“ Isn't it strange how we all start as strangers? Fall in love, share infinities, hurt each other, fall out of love to eventually end as the strangers we once were? ”

- Fiphie

“ If I envision a just, fair future, I must behave justly and fairly today. ”

- Elena Aguilar

“ Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force but through persistence. ”

- Ovid